Tracy joined me for most of the local gigs. We drove a few hours South on Vancouver Island to see the guys in the town of DUNCAN. Tracy and I brought a couple of our loud friends along. We played at the Galaxy Cabaret, a stand-alone building on the side of the highway that used to have a HUGE stage and a big open space for the audience in the ’80s. It got renovated somewhere in time, and now there is a small stage, low ceiling and not quite the massive concert feeling to the place. The people are still great, the manager a smiling person full of good cheer, and the Chinese food kitchen now closed, a dressing room full of beer, pop, water and wonderful sandwiches.
There was a standing room only crowd of quite good-looking people, a clean and happy love-fest of music. We met our new merch-man there, Craig, a young guy with a ton of confidence. The band caught up on personal news backstage, I talked about swimming and having fun, and I drove our guests back (the loud people) after the show. The next day, Tracy and I invited her brother and his spouse for a drive up Island to another show. We became the cool tour guides and got to share a bit of our adventure.
At the town of Comox, birth place of a ferry terminal, under cloudy skies, we caught the ferry to Powel River, on the mainland B.C. Scott had his wife, child, sister-in-law, mother-in-law and niece, a total excellent entourage. We had separate rooms, and we all knew that it was to be a special couple of days. As it turned out, one of our guests works on the ferry system, so my car got on for free, not that I should be saying that here, but we drove on, chatted with truckers and played harmonica riffs.
(Oh, here we stop the van again as I write, we go to a music store in Edmonton, Scott buys a guitar strap, I tried to get him to buy one with the SUN on it, but he got a black one, and I played a wild electronic drum kit……….)
Ra and Frankie traveled the Island together, and Smitty went with his wife in his truck, because they have a house in the area, as we shall soon see. We got to the hotel early, because the ferry only runs a couple of times a day, and if you miss the early one, you miss the show. So, we had time to goof around in the hotel for a while before the fancy new limo arrived to pick up our guests and take them to the all-ages theatre show. The Promoter, Gary, had his wonderful jazz vocal group open the night as we ate snacks backstage.
Frankie did a drum solo on the promoter’s kid’s early tricycle, and Frankie rode it onstage, and the show was a very decent rock event. Smitty knew a ton of people in the crowd, and for him it was a very special and massively successful night. The evening and party never really did end; it just switched locations, back to the hotel where a massive array of party food was arranged for a total hang-out and chat-it-up session that lasted well into the morning. Full buffet in the boardroom after a show, excellent. I remember a gig like that in Newfoundland years ago with more lobster than anyone could possible eat.
Ok, the thing that really connected me to the concert in Powel River was the amount of kids at the T-shirt booth, and I asked them all the same question, “Do you play an instrument?” THE ANSWER WAS YES EVERY TIME, EXCEPT FOR ONE TOTAL SPORTS KID. WOW, WHAT A MUSICAL COMMUNITY, A NICE LOVING COMMUNITY THAT WILL HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF GREAT MUSIC COMING FROM IT IN THE YEARS TO COME. I WAS REALLY TRULY DEEPLY IMPRESSED WITH THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR APPRECIATION for music. Sorry the caps lock was on the computer for that one, and I don’t feel like retyping that sentiment. Yes, every kid in that town plays some type of horn or drum. Imagine them on parade day. They will have streets full of kids playing music and no crime. Did you know that music in communities actually is proven to cut down on crime? It gives kids something to DO! Good values = strong community.
The next morning we had a plan where we would convoy our vehicles to the town of Lund, to see Brian’s new HUGE and gorgeous waterfront house. Ok, ready for a long windy drive with hills. Here we go…wee!………….ok, only a half hour scenic drive by the sea to a quiet neighborhood, park beside the crew truck, walk down the driveway, there it is: a brand new state-of-the art 3-story custom home (well, summer cottage) WOW, my GOD huge windows, fabulous modern kitchen, everything very tasteful all-around, well done! There above the stair way a maritime painting by Brian from 1968, awesome.
Every window overlooks the shiny sea, not overdone, very comfortable.
Ok, time to get nude go for a swim. It was getting into late summer, or early fall, and the ocean had cooled a bit. A bit too much for Frankie, who walked a way in and surprised a swarm of kayakers with his white arse. Lots of laughs, I swam for quite a while. It was really a great swimming spot, and quite warm in peak summer, I am told.
So we had some snacks at the Smitty house, went back to town, bummed around, that’s about it. OH, I forgot! Brian had been telling me for years about this really ultra-cool 1950’s boat on a trailer a few lots over that has been sitting in a field for years and years. Brian found out who owned it, and had arranged that I could buy it if I chose to. So we (Me, Tracy and Craig) hopped into Smitty’s truck and took a look!
Tracy loved the boat right away, which proves how cool she is!, and I was immediately quite fond of it, and quite horrified at the sate of its interior. It was built in 1964, possibly the first fiberglass boat ever built. One of 14 built in the B.C. Okanogan, it is a lake boat, has never been in the ocean. It is actually Pre-fin, and has a wonderful shape with a near round transom. Looks like a corvette, if anything. 14’, with a decent tilt trailer.
I bought it. It took me a couple of months for me to arrange to pick it up, having to arrange a truck with a hitch, wire up some brake lights, find a day when the ferry isn’t cancelled due to winds (I did drive at 4am to a cancelled ferry once, sleep in line, drive through the rain, miss the ferry another day) and once I drove into the ferry line-up past the ticket booth with no one there, drove back again, got a free travel voucher, finally made it over, got the vendor to tow it to town, waited half a day, took the ferry back, drove at night with a hitch-hiker, whhhheewww, finally got it home! Here, folks, is my winter boat restoration project. FUNKY!
I am shocked by the grace of its lines! Going to be a showboat!
Tracy and I took our guests back home in our star Toyota along the old highway by the sea. I had saved up subway stickers from the summer road trips and handed them out to everyone, so we all had a snack and enjoyed the scenic ride home. Our guests later told us that the event was quite surreal and that they couldn’t stop thinking about it for a couple of weeks. Makes me happy.
Ok, back to a bit of home life; make a TO-Do list and tick things off every few days.
Scott and I drove onto the Vancouver ferry after a few days and into a town that was holding a fundraiser gig for a sports team, pretty vague I know, but my notes ran out here. There was a hotel across the street from the gig, and it was on the itinerary as well, but Scott and I went onto autopilot a bit and checked into a motel by the Horseshoe Bay ferry. We sat around in the hotel for an hour or so before the gig, but didn’t really USE the room.
We went on to the sold-out show (the promoter could have sold out another night as well) and the first thing Scott told Mike (Road Manager) was that we have checked into the motel. This was of concern to me because we had used my credit card to book the room. So, we had 2 hotel rooms; Scott phoned the Horseshoe Bay one, and was assured that we wouldn’t be charged if we return the key in the morning, and we can leave our stuff in the room overnight, no problem, don’t worry about it.
The next day, arriving back at the motel was a different story. The front desk guy said that we had USED the room and therefore we must pay. While Scott was negotiating with him, I went into the room, straightened out the pillows, flushed the used Kleenexes down the toilet and generally straighten-up. So when the guy did a room inspection, he had to admit that the room looked unused and that we would not get charged.
No big wild story, and I bet Mike (road manager) has at least this much stuff to deal with all the time, and it was funny to see a bit of it myself, and I was proud of the team work of Scott’s negotiations and my chambermaiding to pull this caper off.
The hotel that we did stay at for the gig was a super luxury Ramada one with a gorgeous pool; the kind of place that I could stay at for a week and be quite happy. One night seemed a bit short, and I had wished that I has brought Tracy along to impress her with my luxurious rock and roll lifestyle. Scott and I often catch an early ferry back in the morning, and on with the day.
September 29, 2003 – Empress Hotel, Victoria B.C.
My mom was so proud that we were playing THE EMPRESS! This is the big huge old parliament-looking building at the Victoria waterfront, the big fancy hotel in my Mom’s mind where anyone can pay a small fortune for high tea, and never get high. To my Mom, this is as good as playing Buckingham Palace. This is the fancy stuff.
In truth, I was pretty jazzed about playing the Empress as well. These Hotel ballroom gigs provide a wonderful opportunity to see the inner-workings of the bowels, labyrinths and hidden corners of grand old hotels that are inaccessible to guests. In particular, I live to see the huge kitchens that we always end up walking through at least once.
The place has total class, grace and elegance in such a huge stone building, and Scott freaked out the parking attendants by driving funny and pretending to bumper-car out our little group of cars. We were set up in the Crystal Ballroom and the audience was people from all over Canada, all members of the HOME LOAN ASSOCIATION (people who probably wouldn’t lend me a whole lot of dough.)
Hey, when I was about 11 years old, I walked by the entrance to the Empress and saw the drummer and singer (Stevie Nicks) standing by the front door, wearing their RUMOURS outfits, and looking like they were just bloody miserable, like they just has a big verbal fight with each other. They were really really huge at the time, the biggest band in the world, so I didn’t have trouble spotting them. A few years ago, I read the Mick Fleetwood autobiography (REALLY funny book!) and apparently the two did have an affair at the time, so I guess they went to the EMPRESS to have a fight as well.
Anyway, there was no cheese at the grand old hotel, except on the deli-tray, a masterpiece, and I know a good one from a stinker at this point. The gig was excellent, the staff super amazingly friendly and helpful, and I flashed my nude butt at Smitty and Joanne from the hotel room window to say good-bye as they loaded a new IMAC into their pick-up truck.
Back to lot clearing on Protection Island. Tracy and I canoed easily 50 times, raked, hoed, pick-axed, wow, I was sore every day for a long time. If I wasn’t eating like such a pig I would be in really good shape by now. We made a HUGE pile of salal, little trees, vines and forest-yard junk. A huge pile bigger than the cabin itself. It would take several days to run it all through a chipper, but we decided to sort it, and dispose of it bit by bit, by hand, and not burn anything. I would have taken pictures, but I didn’t want to bring the new camera with me in the canoe.
The vines were set free deep deep into the neighboring park, the small twiggy stuff (about 40 wheel-barrels full) made a nice floor for the path to the beach (later covered with maple leaves and then a thick layer of seaweed). The little maple saplings de-branched into a pile of spears, the tree limbs from the HUGE firs and cedars (all limbed by a previous owner) made into a gigantic firewood pile. This took days days, weeks weeks, about a month, I bet, to make this pile of organic crap disappear. I also buried a lot of stuff to even out the grade in some parts of the lot. If I knew how much work this was before I started, I might have been scared to even approach it!
So, with a pickaxe, a sharp maul and a rock bar, I removed 4 stumps (still one to go) and made the lot ready to be leveled (moving high spots to low spots). Stuff of dreams, if you are into it, and it is your own place. Tracy takes a half hour or so each trip to collect gorgeous old beach glass that washes up in her secret beach-glass tidal locations (she will use this to make table and counter tops). I just work like a maniac and eat peanut butter sandwiches. The goal here is to have a flat lot and a perfect lawn by the summer. No problem!!!!
I am also inspiring my 16-year-old nephew to enjoy getting dirty and lifting heavy objects (did I mention the piles of sandstone?) Jacob has gone from “my hands are getting sore!” to “I KNOW how to use an axe!” It is really neat to see him enjoy the experience, and also nice so see a few of the HUGE flat rocks make their way to the appropriate pile without the use of my tired old obsolete carcass.
We had 2 turkey dinners over Thanksgiving (my fave holiday!) and there was no Trooper gig this year, so I got to really enjoy the fall Thanksgiving scene at home. Magic! The maple trees dropped their leaves onto our beautiful new path, helping the composting process begin. In a few years, we will have the lawn extend right to the sandy beach.
It is a trend that people are building bigger, fancy West Coast style homes on Protection Island now, and these folks generally get a backhoe to do all the stuff that we are doing by hand. I like the idea of exercising the demons of the previous owner personally, getting dirty, sweaty, getting it all done EXACTLY how we want it, and besides the $20 for rakes and shovels, the whole experience doesn’t cost a dime. Great if you have the time, ambition, and the lot, I guess. Tracy and I don’t have kids, yet, so it is probably smart to get this enjoyable crud taken care of now.
Our friend Rick Scott and his wife Valley invited us to attend a concert on Protection Island, the closing night of the Dingy dock pub (open for the Spring and Summer) and they later gave us their 30 year-old unused Tee Pee. Cool neighbors hey? They also removed 20 tons of rock from their basement, built a sauna, and have a fiberglass shower stall to give us. I like these cats!
I can hear the BC ferry announcements from our lot, and also the train in town and the whistle from the mill, and the blind next-door neighbor kids are getting WAY better at the bagpipes.
I was later to find out that they are also computer programmers, having developed blind software unique to the world. They built this site http://www.braillebookstore.com/marvelsoft.htm and every 3 days, the 2 teenage brothers haul several suitcases full of product down the big stairs into the park, onto their boat, into town, to the post office. I haven’t quite figured out how 2 blind kids drive a boat, but I am assured that they are true geniuses, the nicest people on earth, and likely to be millionaires soon (their company growth rate is 35%). You would not believe these people. Amazing. We just love them!
